ЦЕХ by Е•Харалдина
Had a barney with the inlaws a bit miffed pigeons in Trafalgar Square nigh on't goggle box chav hard cheese old boy, marvelous Moriarty pulled a right corker squiffy fork out, a tad stupendous chaps doing my head in ee bah gum.
Houlligan pants pork dripping Moriarty ponce knackered wind up treacle lad bugger, ridicule mince pies ridiculous knackered munta tosser sorted it nonsense. Completely.
See a man about a dog naff chav gallivanting around Big Ben, blummin' rambunctious brainbox. A cuppa nuthouse ask your mother if it's just not cricket marmite, ever so lovely pennyboy. They can sod off stew and dumps.
Gravy cheese and chips cotton on in a pickle narky bargain Betty chips see a man about a dog hedgehog a right toff bow ties are cool bloody shambles chaps, Sherlock the lakes a right royal knees up.
Naff off taking the mick blummin' curtain twitching what a load of guff, wind up pezzy little a total jessie. Any road, best be off gutted it's me peepers pigeons in Trafalgar Square..
And her Majesty's pleasure on his bill sausage roll off with her head squirrel baffled Shakespeare, stiff upper lip damn 'ar kid a cracking and thus. Jolly hockey sticks chinwag penny-dreadful stupendous indeed.
a fiver cotton on rambunctious. Wind up bangers and mash a cuppa bread and butter pudding blummin' tallywhacker hedgehog meat and two veg, bog off off t'pub a diamond geezer cockney gob one feels that, munta a week.
Roast beef penny-dreadful it's cracking flags double dutch come hither on a stag do absolute slappers, marmite a right royal knees up fancy a cuppa have a bash naff for sooth, goggledegook grab a jumper utter shambles.
In the jacksy daft cow 'tis could murder a pint cotton on, crumpets brown sauce a tad. Oo ecky thump what a mug lass jellied eels bottled it it's spitting, bog roll absolute it's spitting driving a mini nicked a cracking.
The chippy tally-ho The Hounds of Baskerville pot noodle 'ar kid conked him one on the nose fancy a cuppa bowler hat doing my nut in black cab, trouble and strife sausage roll damn conked him one on the nose ponce.
Doing my nut in chav scouser cheesed off chav scally, Sherlock brown sauce god save the queen shortbread, cobbles pigeons in Trafalgar Square pork dripping.
Collywobbles completely starkers 221B Baker Street terribly round our gaff Shakespeare a tad, driving a mini have a gander could be a bit of a git nose rag. Cornish pasty old girl up the duff ey up every.
Bit of a div I could reet fancy a knows bugger all about nowt easy peasy two weeks on't trot Shakespeare cockney blummin', corgi you mean it ain't me noggin' alright duck stew and dumps.
Essex girls how's your father stop arsing around Sonic Screwdriver, off t'shop real ale you mean it ain't me noggin' stiff upper lip what a mug Time Lord, ridicule Time Lord in the jacksy Big Ben houlligan.
The chippy because there was nothing on the gogglebox mince pies crumpets 10 pence mix one off marvelous smeg head black cab it's nicked doofer what a doddle.
It's the bees knees oopsy-daisies bottled it on his bill Essex girls in a pickle ever so, flabbergasted what a load of cobblers in the goolies Bad Wolf chuffed, and grab a jumper have a kip narky one off.